Mobile Library 2.0

They used to look something like this:

Then something like this, which some of you just might recognize:

Now there's no need for a heavy vehicle licence, but not only that: Where's the librarian? Where are the other borrowers? And where's that oh so useful oversized hubcap?

This little piece of junk apparently connects me to the world, but it sure ain't the type of world I'm interested in. Nothing on this crap mobile looks like it dispenses liver treats. That cute librarian always had something going on the side. That's what made it fun!